In an effort to beautify my outdoor living space, I planted a flower. It was awful, the dirt was hard, and in the end I just gave up and kind of mashed it into the planter. Now there are mysterious holes appearing in the dirt overnight. Is something digging in my planter, or did something inside come out? I hate both scenarios.
Also, every time I open my patio umbrella I feel like a shower of worms is going to pour down. I don't know why. How would worms even get up there. Unclear.
Yesterday, there was a large bird of prey in my backyard. A raptor, if you will.
Basically a velociraptor. I made noises at it until it posed majestically. Photo journalism.
A couple days before that there was a praying mantis. I didn't get a pic, because I was more afraid of that and wouldn't go outside.
My citronella candles protect against nothing.
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